现代双语 双语笑话:打猎祕籍

双语笑话:打猎祕籍  

Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday
" says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"
"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.
"Easy
" says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear es out
you shoot."
Weeks later the o meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.
"Sure I did. I stood
in front of a cave and whistled
" Sergei replies.
"And what came out?"
"To me
"says Sergei
"it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."两个俄国猎人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊，”伊凡说，“看看这兽皮！”
“你是如何发现这么大的熊的？”谢尔盖问道。
“很简单，”伊凡说，“你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。”
几周后，两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。“难道你没有听我的建议？”伊凡问。
“我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子，”谢尔盖回答说。
“出来了什么？”
“向着我来的，”谢尔盖说，“像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。”