快乐的假日游开头 英语笑话:A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游

英语笑话:A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游  

One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ r he signs up and pays
the travel agent hits him with a bat
knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy es in
pays his fee and gets the same treatment　　Fifteen minutes later
as the o are floating down the river together
the first man says
"I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise." 　　"I don' t know
the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."一愚笨之人读到一则假日巡航游只须花100元的广告。在他签了字付了款后，旅游经纪人用棒猛击了他一下，把他打昏了过去，并把他从后门扔进了河里。不久又来了一个人，付了钱并得到了相同的待遇。 　　十五分钟后，这两个人一起向河的下游漂去。第一个人说：“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。” 　　“不知道，”第二个人说道，“去年是没有的。”