最新幽默笑话 英语幽默笑话:Caught stealing 预算超标的小偷

英语幽默笑话:Caught stealing 预算超标的小偷  

Ashoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen
" said the shoplifter
"I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch
and we fet about this?"The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook（骗子，坏蛋） looked at the slip and said
"This is a little more than I intended to spend."一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。“听着，”小偷说，“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下，然后我们就当什么也没发生，你看怎样？”经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点，你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。"