日本科幻文学 经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第29章6

经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第29章6  

Trillian said: “I think I’m just popping outside for a moment.”
She left and walked into the rain.
“Do you believe other people exist?” insisted Zarniwoop.
“I have no opinion. How can I say?”
“I’d better see what’s up with Trillian
” said Zaphod and slipped out.
Outside
he said to her: “I think the Universe is in pretty good hands
yeah?”
“Very good
” said Trillian. They walked off into the rain.
Inside
Zarniwoop continued.
“But don’t you understand that people live or die on your word?”
The ruler of the Universe waited for as long as he could. When he heard the faint sound of the ship’s engines starting he spoke to cover it.
“It’s nothing to do with me
” he said
“I am not involved with people. The Lord knows I am not a cruel man.”
“Ah!” barked Zarniwoop
“you say ‘The Lord’. You believe in something!”
“My cat
” said the man benignly
picking it up and stroking it
“I call him The Lord. I am kind to him.”
“Alright
” said Zarniwoop
pressing home his point
“How do you know he exists? How do you know he knows you to be kind
or enjoys what he thinks of as your kindness?”
“I don’t
” said the man with a smile
“I have no idea. It merely pleases me to behave in a certain way to what appears to be a cat. Do you behave any differently? Please
I think I am tired.”
Zarniwoop heaved a thoroughly dissatisfied sigh and looked about.
“Where are the other o?” he said suddenly.
“What other o?” said the ruler of the Universe
settling back into his chair and refilling his whisky glass.
“Beeblebrox and the girl! The o who were here!”
“I remember no one. The past is a fiction to account for…”
“Stuff it
” snapped Zarniwoop and ran out into the rain. There was no ship. The rain continued to churn the mud. There was no sign to show where the ship had been. He hollered into the rain. He turned and ran back to the shack and found it locked.
The ruler of the Universe dozed lightly in his chair. After a while he played with the pencil and the paper again and was delighted when he discovered how to make a mark with the one on the other. Various noises continued outside
but he didn’t know whether they were real or not. He then talked to his table for a week to see how it would react.