日本科幻文学 经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第24章8

经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第24章8  

“Yes! A monstrous creature from the pit of hell with scything teeth ten thousand miles long
breath that would boil oceans
claws that could tear continents from their roots
a thousand eyes that burned like the sun
slavering jaws a million miles across
a monster such as you have never… never… ever…”
“And they made sure they sent you lot off first did they?” inquired Arthur.
“Oh yes
” said the Captain
“well everyone said
very nicely I thought
that it was very important for morale to feel that they would be arriving on a pla where they could be sure of a good haircut and where the phones were clean.”
“Oh yes
” agreed Ford
“I can see that would be very important. And the other ships
er… they followed on after you did they?”
“Ah. Well it’s funny you should say that
” he said and allowed himself a slight frown at Ford Prefect
“because curiously enough we haven’t heard a peep out of them since we left five years ago… but they must be behind us somewhere.”
He peered off into the distance again.
Ford peered with him and gave a thoughtful frown.
“Unless of course
” he said softly
“they were eaten by the goat…”
“Ah yes…” said the Captain with a slight hesitancy creeping into his voice
“the goat…” His eyes passed over the solid shapes of the instruments and puters that lined the bridge. They winked away innocently at him. He stared out at the stars
but none of them said a word. He glanced at his first and second officers
but they seemed lost in their own thoughts for a moment. He glanced at Ford Prefect who raised his eyebrows at him.
“It’s a funny thing you know
” said the Captain at last
“but now that I actually e to tell the story to someone else… I mean does it strike you as odd Number Two?”
“Errrrrrrrrrrr…” said Number Two.