搞笑英文翻译 英语笑话:An Exact Number 准确数字

英语笑话:An Exact Number 准确数字  

A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur（恐龙）bones lying old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native American
who served as a tly one hundred million and three years can you be so sure? inquired the
replied the guide
ageologist（地质学家）came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old
and that was exactly three years ago.一位游客在新墨西哥游览，他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。这些化石有多长的历史？游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人，他是作向导的。整整十亿零三年了。你怎么这么肯定？游客问道。哦，向导回答道，一个地质学家来过这儿，他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。