二人英语幽默对话简单 英语幽默:Boxing and Running拳击和赛跑

英语幽默:Boxing and Running拳击和赛跑  

Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so
he left his friend
This is a tough world
so I’m teaching my boy to fight.
Friend: But suppose he es up against someone much bigger than he is
who’s also been taught how to box.
Dan: I’m teaching him how to run
too.拳击和赛跑
丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。
朋友：如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办？
丹：我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。