英语笑话带翻译长一点 英语笑话:拳击和赛跑

英语笑话:拳击和赛跑  

Boxing and Running 拳击和赛跑Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so
he left his friend
"This is a tough world
so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
Friend: "But suppose he es up against someone much bigger than he is
who’s also been taught how to box."
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run
too."拳击和赛跑
丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”
朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办？”
丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”