英语笑话带翻译长一点 英语笑话:The Weary Housewife

英语笑话:The Weary Housewife  

The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you
dear? What kind of day are you having?" "Oh
mom
the baby won't eat
the washing machine is broke
I've not been able to get out of the house to shop
I isted my ankle and have been hobbling around. On top of that
the house is a mess and we're supposed to have o couples over for dinner tonight." "Now dear
just stay calm. Sit down
relax
close your eyes
and I'll be over in 1/2 hour. I'll do the shopping
clean up the house
and cook your dinner for you. I'll take care of the baby when I get there and call a repairman I know who'll get the washing machine fixed. In fact
I'll call Gee at the office and tell him he ought to e home and help out for once." "Gee? Who's Gee?" "Why
that's your husband
dear." "Mom
I don't have a husband." "Is this 234-5678?" "Uh
no
it's not. I think you have a wrong number." The housewife paused. "Uhhh
does this mean you're not ing over?"