科幻小说从哪儿看齐 经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第2章2

经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第2章2  

This Vogon was Captain Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council
and he was it who had had the job of demolishing the so-called “pla” Earth.
He heaved his monumentally vile body round in his ill-fitting
slimy seat and stared at the monitor screen on which the starship Heart of Gold was being systematically scanned.
It mattered little to him that the Heart of Gold
with its Infinite Improbability Drive
was the most beautiful and revolutionary ship ever built. Aesthetics and technology were closed books to him and
had he had his way
burnt and buried books as well.
It mattered even less to him that Zaphod Beeblebrox was aboard. Zaphod Beeblebrox was now the ex-President of the Galaxy
and though every police force in the Galaxy was currently pursuing both him and this ship he had stolen
the Vogon was not interested.
He had other fish to fry.
It has been said that Vogons are not above a little bribery and corruption in the same way that the sea is not above the clouds
and this was certainly true in his case. When he heard the words “integrity” or “moral rectitude”
he reached for his dictionary
and when he heard the chink of ready money in large quantities he reached for the rule book and threw it away.
In seeking so implacably the destruction of the Earth and all that therein lay he was moving somewhat above and beyond the call of his professional duty. There was even some doubt as to whether the said bypass was actually going to be built
but the matter had been glossed over.
He grunted a repellent grunt of satisfaction.
“Computer
” he croaked
“get me my brain care specialist on the line.”