长宇宙系列文顺序 经典科幻文学:《生命 宇宙及一切》第11章2

经典科幻文学:《生命 宇宙及一切》第11章2  

There had been soulful music playing on the ship’s sound system of course.
And he had
of course
been slightly drunk.
In other words
all the usual conditions which bring on a bout of soul-searching had applied
but it had
nevertheless
clearly been an error.
Standing now
silent and alone in the dark corridor he remembered the moment and shivered. His one head looked one way and his other the other and each decided that the other was the way to go.
He listened but could hear nothing.
All there had been was the “wop”.
It seemed an awfully long way to bring an awfully large number of people just to say one word.
He started nervously to edge his way in the direction of the bridge. There at least he would feel in control. He stopped again. The way he was feeling he didn’t think he was an awfully good person to be in control.
The first shock of that moment
thinking back
had been discovering that he actually had a soul.
In fact he’d always more or less assumed that he had one as he had a full plement of everything else
and indeed o of somethings
but suddenly actually to encounter the thing lurking there deep within him had giving him a severe jolt.
And then to discover (this was the second shock) that it wasn’t the totally wonderful object which he felt a man in his position had a natural right to expect had jolted him again.
Then he had thought about what his position actually was and the renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.
Freedom
he said aloud.
Trillian came on to the bridge at that point and said several enthusiastic things on the subject of freedom.
I can’t cope with it
he said darkly
and sent a third drink down to see why the second hadn’t yet reported on the condition of the first. He looked uncertainly at both of her and preferred the one on the right.
He poured a drink down his other throat with the plan that it would head the previous one off at the pass
join forces with it
and together they would get the second to pull itself together. Then all three would go off in search of the first
give it a good talking to and maybe a bit of a sing as well.
He felt uncertain as to whether the fourth drink had understood all that
so he sent down a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support.
You’re drinking too much
said Trillian.
His heads collided trying to sort out the four of her he could now see into a whole position. He gave up and looked at the navigation screen and was astonished to see a quite phenomenal number of stars.
Excitement and adventure and really wild things
he muttered.
Look
she said in a sympathetic tone of voice
and sat down near him
it’s quite understandable that you’re going to feel a little aimless for a bit.
He boggled at her. He had never seen anyone sit on their own lap before.
Wow
he said. He had another drink.
You’ve finished the mission you’ve been on for years.
I haven’t been on it. I’ve tried to avoid being on it.
You’ve still finished it.
He grunted. There seemed to be a terrific party going on in his stomach.
I think it finished me
he said. Here I am
Zaphod Beeblebrox
I can go anywhere
do anything. I have the greatest ship in the known sky
a girl with whom things seem to be working out pretty well…
Are they?