简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:Psychiatrist 精神病医生

英语笑话:Psychiatrist 精神病医生  

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc
" he said
"I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed
I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year
" said the shrink."Come to me three times a week
and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it
" said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever e to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist."For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" "Ain't nobody under there now!"杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在牀下。我要疯了！”“给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢？”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“为什么你再也没来呢？”医生问。“一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的？他怎么做到的？”“他让我把牀腿锯掉。现在那没人了！”