I find the way 我教老师 I Taught the Teacher

我教老师 I Taught the Teacher  

Mother asked her little boy:"Darling
what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing
Mum
answered the son proundly
instead
she asked me how much one plus o was
and I told her three."
母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？”
“儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”