爆笑笑话 双语笑话:谁的儿子最伟大

双语笑话:谁的儿子最伟大  

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor
" said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room
people say
'Hello
Monsignor'."
The second mother went on
"My son is a bishop. When he enters a room
people say
'Hello
Your Excellency'."
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room
people say
'Hello
Your Eminence'.
" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds
" she said. "When he enters a room
people say
'Oh
my God'!"
四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士，”第一位母亲自豪地说道，“他进入房间，人们都说，‘您好，阁下’。”
第二为母亲说：“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，‘您好，大人’。”
“我的儿子是位红衣主教，”第三位母亲接着说，“他走进房间，人们都说，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。”
第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，”她说，“他要是走入房间，人们都说‘哦，我的上帝!’”