英语小笑话100字带翻译 英语简单易懂笑话带翻译

英语简单易懂笑话带翻译  

　　服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。

　　第一个顾客：我要茶

　　第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!

　　服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?

　　Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

　　1st customer: "I'll have tea."

　　2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

　　(Waiter exits, returns)

　　Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

　　服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?

　　看起来象是在仰泳，先生……

　　Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

　　Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

　　服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!

　　别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

　　Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

　　Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

　　服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇!

　　不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

　　Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

　　No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

　　服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!

　　别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。

　　Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

　　Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

　　服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!

　　我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。

　　Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

　　Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

　　服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!

　　对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。

　　Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

　　Sorry sir, maybe I've fotten it when I removed the other three.