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口惠而实不至,美国屁民这样讽刺奥巴马的“医改”

火烧 2010-11-15 00:00:00 文艺新生 1032
一篇讽刺奥巴马医改的笑话故事,通过输精管切除术场景对比蓝十字与奥巴马医疗计划,展现美国医疗制度的讽刺与荒诞。
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输精管切除术

一个男子到医院做输精管切除术。

手术之前,一个漂亮的女护士走进诊室,做了一通常规检查,然后让他把衣服脱光。

男子一丝不挂后,护士让他躺在台子上。男子遵从了。

女护士然后把自己也脱光了,爬到男子身上,和他大干了一通。

完事之后,男子气喘吁吁地说,“我倒没什么可抱怨的,可是你为什么这样啊?”

护士说,研究显示,在输精管切除术之前,患者如果有一次酣畅淋漓的射精,会更加放松,手术做起来会更容易。

女护士然后把这个男子推往手术间。

他们在走道里路过另一间诊室,男子看见有另外六个人正在那里手淫。

他好奇地问:“他们干嘛呢?”

护士说,“他们也要做输精管切除,但是你有蓝十字(京人按:蓝十字是美国最大私人医疗保险公司之一),而他们保的则是奥巴马医疗计划”。
京人 译

原文:
Vasectomy

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure a really good looking nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to get on the table and lie on his back. The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top of him and proceeds to seduce him to the max.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks; "Not that I'm complaining but what brought that on?"

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has a good ejaculation he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to complete.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue
Cross and they have Obama Care."
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